Stannis’ cock is made of diamonds, sapphires, and honesty. With a dash of MONSTER TRUCKS.
There is truth is this
Behold, the Royal Cock!
Stanny, The Cock That Was Promised
I was convinced, in homage to the 12 days of R’hristmas, that I should post the picture of a cock with a Santa hat on.
Merry R’hristmas and happy holidays, y’all!
Stannis’ Cock wears purple thongs. Size: XS. His package is impressive.
Oh internet, you know me so well.
Melisandre just asked if she could post a picture of a cock with a Santa hat for the festivities.
Master is looking at her as if she lost her mind.
Davos’s face makes me thing that he’s imagining me with a Santa hat.
And Selyse is sewing a tiny hat in secret.
Stanny, Slytherin, graduated with very good grades and becomes an Auror.
Yes, I fuck the dark magic out of the Death Eaters.
deisegal asked: I just saw a picture of you being kissed by Davos. You are a very lucky cock.
*hides back in pants*
*pokes head back out*
So, if you put Stanny, The Royal Cock on the anagram maker you get this
TAKEN SCRATCHY LOONY
As a cock, I am deeply confused.
As the Royal Cock, I shouldn’t be bored, since I have a lot of people to play with me. But I just am.
All I do is wait around on master’s pants and wait for something good to happen.
I thought I’d have more things to do with a tumblr, but I guess that I wrong.